Student:neither,Ialwaysuseapenciltowrite!
WhatkindofschooldogiraffesliketogoOnlytheHighschool!
WhytheletterBissittingsocoolBecauseitisinbetweenAandC!
Teacher:ifyouhad12apples,10oranges,5pineapples,15strawberries,whatwouldyouhaveStudent:Ayummyfruitsalad,Ma’am!
LittleSam(onphone):Mysonishavinghighfeverandhewon’tbeabletocometoschooltoday.Teacher:WhoisthisLittleSam:Thisismyfatherspeaking!
Teachertostudent:“Makeasentenceusingtheword“I”Student:“Iis..”Teacher:“Nothatisnotcorrect,youshouldsayIam”Student:“Ok.IamtheninthletterintheAlphabet”!
OnedayteacheraskedSamthatdidhisfatherhelphimwithhishomework.Samsimplysaidthat“No,hediditallbyhimself”!
MothertoJohnny:“howwasyourexam,isallquestionsdifficult”Johnny:“Nomom,allthequestionsweresimple,Itwastheanswerswhichgavemeallthetrouble”!
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