thefirstinterestingthingis,ionceinkindergartenjustfinishedeatingtoplayplayground,isawaclassmatemouthsuperbig,reallydonotpayattentionto,see,frighten.iputtheteachersballooninhismouthandsqueezeditwithmyhands.theobjectwastomakeitfly,buthebrokemyballoonandmademecryloudly.well,funny
thesecondfunnythingisthatifyoueatotherpeoplesfood,especiallythemeal,youwillfeelsick.butiwascuriouswheniheardaboutit.atnoon,iputalotofmeatintohisbowlwhilemyclassmateswereinthebathroom.butwhoknows,hecamebacktoeat,notonlydidnotfeelsick,buteatingdelicious.igotoutofcontrolandlaughedoutofmyface,causingthewholeclasstolookatmeandmakemeshy.
thethirdfunnythingis,wetookpartinacompetition.icantrememberwhatitscalled,butitsaredscarfwithaknotbetweenmyfeet.thetestwastobeunited,butafterschoolisawtwostudentstogether,alittlespacedinthemiddle,andiranoverthereandfelldownwiththem.
thefourthfunnythingis,iusedtobeinterestedinsongs.oneday,aclassmatesheadwasbig.therewasachopstickandabowlnexttoit.ihadasuddenwhimtograbtheclassmatesheadwithchopsticks.whileknockingsang:washwash......theclasslookedatmeandlaughedafewsecondslater.
thisismychildhoodinteresting,how,funnybar!
ialwaysdreamaboutreturningtothepast.asmanypeoplesay,childhoodisthehappiestandeasiesttimeinone’slife.childrenshowyoutheirtrueemotions.
theyknowwhatiscompassionandwhatistolerancebetterthanadults.
intheirworld,allrealthoughtsarepresented.
theymayeasilyhavedifferentopinionswithothers,buttheyneverunderstandwhatisanimosity.
theyenjoymakingfriendsbuttheyneverthinkaboutmakingsocialcommunicationnet.everychildtalksfromthebottomofhisheartwithoutevilplanshiddenandneverintriguesagainsteachother.
onlyinchildren’swaycanadultsmakeourlifesimple,morerealandmoreenjoyable.
iwisheveryone’sheartwouldkeepasinnocentandlovelyastheyeverdidintheirchildhood.then,thewallsbetweenourheartscanbebrokendownandtheworldwouldbeabetterplacetolivein.
mychildhood,itisasongwithahappymood,arecordofmychildhoodfun,bigandsmall.
rememberonce,mymothertosleeponthesofa,3yearsoldisitonthefloorplayingwithblocks,threefeetsalivadown,andiamalsohelpingtoputonapairof,sillysmile.suddenly,isawalikerabbitearstwoironpiece,andputonasmallblackball.itakethisblackthings,barelittlefeet_kipper,snapped,_ranthesofaoverthere.
theni_ride_onmom,pickeduptheironwenttomotherinthenostrils,motherwasiwoke,seethisstupididea,iwillunderstand.momsmiledandtookme,igladlyrun.mothercatchupwithme,apickedupsaidtome:_kid,dontalwaysthinkofsomewaytodealwithme!_ijumpedoutofhismothersarmsandranaway.
thisismychildhoodstory,remembernow,ifeelfunny.
我的童年，是一首带着欢乐调子的歌曲，记录着我童年大大小小的趣事。
记得有一次，妈妈在沙发上睡觉，3岁的我自己坐在地上玩积木，口水垂下三尺，我也顾不上抹一把，傻呵呵地笑着。突然，我看到一个好似兔耳朵的两个铁皮儿片儿，插在一个黑色的小圆球上。我拿着这黑东西，光着小脚丫“吧嗒、吧嗒”地往沙发那边跑。
然后，我“骑”在妈妈身上，拿起铁片就往妈妈鼻孔里插，妈妈被我弄醒了，瞧见我这副傻样儿，就明白了。妈妈笑着拍了我一下，我乐呵呵地跑了。妈妈追上我，一把抱起我说：“小鬼，别总是想办法对付我了!”我跳出妈妈的怀抱，跑了。这就是我的童年趣事，现在回忆起来，就觉得可笑。
goldenchildhood,childhoodwasahappychildhoodisbeautiful,interestingchildhood,likeafilm,liketheemergenceofscenesinmymind.
thatiswheniwasthree,andoncebackhome,isawtheballonthegroundhavealotofdifferentthingslikechocolate,ithoughtitwaschocolateball,suddenlysalivate,atendencytopickupalightninginhismouthandsuddenlyfeelthesmellvery,iwow-isheardtocry.brothercameouttolook,acridine!iputthemouthofthesheepegg!hechuckled,said:_littlefool,thatsheepeggstoeat._iblushedwithshame,wenttorinsetheeloquencebetter.
yousaidiwasstupidnowthinkofitstilllaughingtoo!thisismychildhoodfun.
金色的童年，童年是一个快乐的童年是美丽的，有趣的儿童，喜欢电影，喜欢的场面出现在我的脑海。
那是我三岁的时候，一旦回到家里，我看到球在地上有很多不同的事情，像巧克力，我认为这是巧克力球，突然垂涎三尺，倾向于拿起一个闪电在嘴里，忽然觉得味道，我哇-听到哭。兄弟来看看，吖!我把嘴里的羊蛋!他笑了，说：“小傻瓜，那羊吃鸡蛋。”我脸红了，去冲洗的口才更好。
你说我是笨蛋现在想起来还笑过!这是我童年的乐趣。
mychildhoodislikeacolorfuldream,therehappenedmanyinterestingthingstoletmeindistresssituation,letmetellyouatoday.
rememberwheniwasfouryearsoldinkindergartenschool,oneday,iateacurvedbananas,aftereating,ialsowanttoeat,butdadsaid:_bananastoeatmanyfire._idonthavetoeat.
atnight,isawtheskythereisayellowandcurved_banana_,idontknowifitiscurvedmoon,thinking:icanplayknifeandfork.butiwanttoagain;bananasaregrowontrees,butthiseveninginthesky,itsstrange.butialsothepiranhasstretchouthishandtocatchup,butcatchnothing.vigorouslyuptoscratchdadsawmecuriouslyask:_son,whatareyouscratching_isaidexcitedly:_dad,yousee,theskyhasabig,bigbanana,youhelpmetotakedownletmeeat!_dadheardlaughingheldonehandtoherbelly,ahandclapmyshoulderandsaid,_son,itisnotabanana,butacrescentmoon.__no,itisnt.itsabanana,iwanttoeat._dadlistenedtothepatientsaidtome:_son,themoonisastar,whenevernight,itwillslowlyeoutforourlighting,itisourgoodfriend.isnotyouwantabanana._listenedtodadsexplanation,iunderstandnoddedhishead.
nowiwasthefirstgraders,neverdostupidthingslikethatagain.buteverytimeisawthecrescentmoon,icannotbutlaughatmystupid.ah,itsveryinterestingchildhood.
我的童年就像一个七彩的梦,里面发生过许多趣味的事让我哭笑不得,今日就让我给你讲一个吧.
记得那时我才四岁,在幼儿园上学,一天,我吃了一个弯弯的香蕉,吃完后我还想吃,可爸爸却说：“香蕉吃多了会上火的.”我只好不吃了.
晚上,我看见天上有一个又黄又弯的“香蕉”,我不明白那是弯弯的月亮,心里想：这下我能够饱餐一顿了.可我又想;香蕉是长在树上的,今日晚上却长在了天空里去了,真奇怪.可我也不管三七二十一了伸手就往上抓,可是什么也抓不着.爸爸看见我一个劲地向上乱抓的样貌奇怪地问：“儿子,你在乱抓什么”我兴奋地说：“爸爸你看,天上有一个很大很大的香蕉,你帮我拿下来让我吃了吧!”爸爸听了笑得一手捂着肚子,一手拍着我的肩膀说：“儿子,那不是香蕉,而是弯弯的月亮.”“不,那是香蕉,我要吃.”爸爸听了耐心的对我说：“儿子,月亮是一个星球,每当晚上的时候,它就慢慢地出来为我们照明了,它是我们的好朋友.不是你想要的香蕉.”听了爸爸的解释,我似懂非懂的点了点头.
此刻我已经是初一年级小学生了,再也不会做那样的傻事了.可我每当看到那弯弯的月亮时,我就忍不住笑自我傻.哎,童年真是太趣味了.
everytimeiread_thesea_thisarticle,iwillthinkofmychildhood.
irememberwheniwasyoung,iheardmymothersay,growupcanbeadmittedtotheuniversitybycarwhenleading.iadmireitverymuch,soistudyhardeveryday.
oneday,iheardtheauntwangandhermothersay,_xiaomingadmittedtotheuniversitydownstairsbecausehedranktoomuchwaterfromhispen._.__yes._!_motherechoedher.
afterlisteningtomedownstairs,ithought,_mychancetogotocollegeiscoming._.then,myfathertostudytotakeabottleofink,drinkup.afterdrinkingifeelstomachoverwhelming.iwasreallysick,callthemothersaid:_mom,ijustdrinkwaterpen,stomachupsetnowdead,youcome._withthat,ididntknowanything.
wheniwokeup,ifoundmyselfinhospital.whenigothomefromthehospital,theneighborssaidiwasasillygirl._oh,reallyhappyah!
itsreallyastupidthingtodo,butnowithinkitsfunnywhenilookback.
mychildhoodmychildhoodiliketotellyouaboutmychildhood.wheniwassixyearsold,iwasalovelygirlsday.myfathersawsomefishintheriver,soheaskedmewhyfishcanonlyliveinthewater.
ithoughtaboutit,andthenigavehimtheanswer,becausetherewereseveralcatsinthebank.myfatherlaughedwhenheheardit,andthenhesaid,youareverysmart,imgladtohearitnow,ithinkitsaveryinterestinganswer.now,ithinkitsveryinteresting.
nowimsmart.myparentslovemeverymuch.imveryhappytohavethatchildhood.
中文翻译：
我的童年我的童年我喜欢告诉你我的童年，当我xx岁的时候，我是一个可爱的女孩的日子，我父亲看到一些鱼在河里，所以他问我，为什么鱼只能生活在水里我想了想，然后我给了他答案，因为银行里有几只猫，我父亲听到后笑了，然后他说，你很聪明我很高兴听到也许你会说，这是一个有趣的回答现在，我认为，这是非常有趣的，现在我很聪明我的父母非常爱我，我很高兴有了那个童年。
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mydadboughtacomputerwheniwasfiveyearsold.icoulddrawpicturesandlistentomusiconit.
butonce,thecomputerwasdownsuddenly.
mydadtoldmethatitmightbeattackedbycomputervirus.
iwassoscaredthatiaskeddadanxiously,_diditgetafludiditneedsomemedicine_butdadlaughedandsaidsmilingly,_dontbesilly,son.
nomedicinecancureacomputervirus.itsaproblemofprogram._ididntunderstandwhatmydadsaidatthattime.
butimadeupmymindtostudyhardandtobeacomputerexpertinthefuture.
everyonehasachildhood,childhoodislikethesandbythesea,althoughthosestupid,stupidthingwillcausesomekindofridicule.butinmyeyes,itisalwayssopure,soletapersonnotforgetforamoment.
rememberwheniwasabout6yearsold,thehomehasmanyflowers,floweryandclinking.butidontlikethebasinorfamousflower.pinkpetals,herearegreenleaves,theeasta,a,willbethewholepotfullof.asdeclaredinyourterritory.
beforeicametospendaday,likeleftseerighttosee,butlookalwaysthinkwhatdisadvantages,thealongwhile,ah!whycantthispottedflowerfragrance!howtodothisremindsmeofmymotherusuallysprayperfume,specialtastegood.isformetospendmore_sweet_.ipickedupmymothersfavoriteperfumebottle,towardtheflowersprayspray,asmellof,notsweet!appearstobelessspray,imusterthewholebottleofperfumetogoin,verydelicious!thehousethereisascent,wishthistimemomwillboasti,lookingathiswork,imalittleflattered.
momcamebackfromworkatnight,theroomwillsmellthehousefulloffragrance,asked:_baby,youtouchmymothersperfume__mom,ijusttogivetheflowerfragrance.__what__iputtheperfumeintoaflower._wenttothemotherlookedattheflowers,flowersbetweenhasturnedblack.afewdayslateriwillforgetit.thepottedfloweriwasnotseen.
soslowlythroughthechildhood,inthehandsofthesandisalsoslowlypassed,butthosebeautifulmemorieswillbehiddenintheheartforever.
每个人都有一个童年，童年就像那海边的细沙数不胜数，虽然那些傻事、蠢事会引来一番嘲笑。但在我眼中，它总是那么纯真，那么让人念念不忘。
记得我6岁那年，家里养了许多的花，绚丽无比。但我最喜欢的还是那盆不知名的小花。粉红色的花瓣，下头是绿绿的嫩叶，东一朵、西一朵，将整个花盆都挤满了。好像在宣告自我的领地。
一天我又来到花前，左看右看喜欢的不得了，可是看来看去总觉得缺点什么，研究了半天，啊！这盆花怎样不香呀！怎样办呢？这使我想起了妈妈平时喷的香水，味道异常的好。对我就来给花添点“香”。我拿起了妈妈最喜欢的那瓶香水，朝着花喷了喷，一闻，不香呀！看来是喷的少了，我一鼓作气将整瓶的香水都到了进去，真香呀！满屋子都弥漫着香味，心想这回妈妈必须会夸我的，看着自我的作品，我有些飘飘然了。
晚上妈妈下班回来，一进屋就闻到了满屋的香味，不禁问道：“宝贝，你是不是碰妈妈的香水了？”“妈妈，我刚才给花种香味了。”“什么？”“我把香水种到花里了。”妈妈大吃一惊，跑去看了看花，之间花已经变黑了。过了几天我就把这件事忘了。那盆花我也在没有见到。
童年就这样慢慢的流过，手中的细沙也在慢慢流逝，但那些完美的回忆将永藏在心中。
mychildhoodwashappywithmymother’slove.inmyyoungheart,mymotherwasstrongandhealthyandnevergotsick.shetookmetotheprimaryschoolandhomeeveryday.nomatterwhenit’srainyorwindy.
butoneday,afterwegothomefromschool,mymotherwentintothebedroomandstayedinbed.ididn’tknowwhathadhappened.
isatbesideher,mymothersaidtome,“itdoesn’tmatter,mumonlyhasaheadache.iwillbeallrightafterawhile.”althoughmothersaidso,ifoundtearsinhereyesbecauseofpain,atthattimeiknewadultsalsogotillandcried.idecidediwouldtakecareofmymotherfromthenon.
我的童年对我母亲的爱很满意。在我幼小的心里,我妈妈强壮健康,从不生病。她每天带我去小学和家。无论刮风下雨还是刮风下雨。
但是有一天,我们放学回家后,妈妈走进卧室,躺在床上。我不知道发生了什么事
我坐在她旁边,妈妈对我说:“没关系,妈妈只是头疼。”过一会儿我会没事的。虽然母亲说,我发现她眼里含着泪水,因为痛苦,那时我知道成年人也生病了,哭了。我决定从那以后照顾我妈妈。
i’dliketotellyousomethingaboutmychildhood.wheniwassixyearsoldiwasalovelygirl!
我想告诉你一些关于我的童年。我六岁那年，我是一个可爱的女孩!
onedaymyfathersawsomefishintheriversoheaskedme“whycanfishonlyliveinwater”ithoughtaboutitthenigavehimtheanswer“becausetherearesomecatsonthebank.”myfatherlaughedwhenheheardthat.thenhesaid“youaresmart!”iwashappytohearthat.
有一天，我父亲看见河里的一些鱼，所以他问我，“为什么只可以鱼生活在水中”我想了想，然后我给他的回答，“因为岸上有猫。”父亲听了我的回答之后笑了。然后他说，“你很聪明!”我很高兴听到这个答案。
maybeyouwillsay“it’safunnyanswer.”nowithinkitisveryinteresting.andnowiamsmart.myparentslovemeverymuch.iamsohappytohavethatchildhood.
也许你会说，“这是一个有趣的答案。”现在，我认为，这是非常有趣的。现在我很聪明。我的父母都很爱我。我很高兴有这样一个童年。
每个人的童年都不相同，我的童年也例外。我童年时，也做了许多不同的事情。
everyoneschildhoodisdifferent,soismychildhood.inmychildhood,ididmanydifferentthings.
有一件事，让我记忆犹新。
thereisonethingthatiremembervividly.
那是在2007年的一个春天，鸟语花香，风光秀丽，奶奶带我到树下玩。那时候奶奶爱捡垃圾，捡到了一个长椅子，奶奶和好的老朋友一起坐在上面，椅子上还留下一个空隙，我使劲跳也坐不上去。奶奶好像看出了我的心思，便叫一个人拿一把锯子锯掉一根二寸木棍的长度。锯完之后，我就可以坐上去了。
itwasaspringin2007,withbirdssingingandflowersfragrantandbeautifulscenery.grandmatookmetoplayunderthetree.atthattime,grandmawasfondofpickinguprubbishandfoundalongchair.grandmasatonitwithhergoodoldfriends.therewasstillagaponthechair,andicouldntsitoniteventhoughitriedhardtojump.grandmaseemedtoseemymind,sosheaskedamantotakeasawandsawoffthelengthofatwoinchstick.aftersawing,icansitonit.
童年趣事真好！
goodchildhoodfun!
atnight,isawtheskythereisayellowandcurved_banana_,idontknowifitiscurvedmoon,thinking:icanplayknifeandfork.butiwanttoagain;bananasaregrowontrees,butthiseveninginthesky,itsstrange.butialsothepiranhasstretchouthishandtocatchup,butcatchnothing.vigorouslyuptoscratchdadsawmecuriouslyask:_son,whatareyouscratching_isaidexcitedly:_dad,yousee,theskyhasabig,bigbanana,youhelpmetotakedownletmeeat!_dadheardlaughingheldonehandtoherbelly,ahandclapmyshoulderandsaid,_son,itisnotabanana,butacrescentmoon.__no,itisnt.itsabanana,iwanttoeat._dadlistenedtothepatientsaidtome:_son,themoonisastar,whenevernight,itwillslowlycomeoutforourlighting,itisourgoodfriend.isnotyouwantabanana._listenedtodadsexplanation,iunderstandnoddedhishead.
我的童年就像一个七彩的梦，里面发生过许多有趣的事让我哭笑不得，今天就让我给你讲一个吧。
记得那时我才四岁，在幼儿园上学，一天，我吃了一个弯弯的香蕉，吃完后我还想吃，可爸爸却说：“香蕉吃多了会上火的。”我只好不吃了。
晚上，我看见天上有一个又黄又弯的“香蕉”，我不知道那是弯弯的月亮，心里想：这下我可以饱餐一顿了。可我又想;香蕉是长在树上的，今天晚上却长在了天空里去了，真奇怪。可我也不管三七二十一了伸手就往上抓，可是什么也抓不着。爸爸看见我一个劲地向上乱抓的样子奇怪地问：“儿子，你在乱抓什么”我兴奋地说：“爸爸你看，天上有一个很大很大的香蕉，你帮我拿下来让我吃了吧!”爸爸听了笑得一手捂着肚子，一手拍着我的肩膀说：“儿子，那不是香蕉，而是弯弯的月亮。”“不，那是香蕉，我要吃。”爸爸听了耐心的对我说：“儿子，月亮是一个星球，每当晚上的时候，它就慢慢地出来为我们照明了，它是我们的好朋友。不是你想要的香蕉。”听了爸爸的解释，我似懂非懂的点了点头。
现在我已经是初一年级小学生了，再也不会做那样的傻事了。可我每当看到那弯弯的月亮时，我就忍不住笑自己傻。哎，童年真是太有趣了。
wheniwasachild,ididalotof_stupid_things.thiswasoneofthethingsididwheniwaseightyearsold.myunclecametoseemyparentsonedaywithsomebeef.
theattractivesmellofbeefmademesalivate.butmyuncletoldmethatchildrenshouldnoteatbeefiftheyeatbeef,andtheywillsoonbecomerealcows.iamtooafraidtoeatthematdinnerit,butitdidattractme,soafterheleft,iputasmallpieceinmymouth,andibegantoregretthatiwasjustwaitingtobecomeacow.
mymothercametoaskmewhathappened.itoldhereverything.shelaughedandsaidthatunclewasjustjoking.
sincethen,ididntbelieveit.imadeupmymindnottobelievemyself.myfatherboughtacomputerwheniwasfiveyearsold,icandrawpicturesandlistentomusiconthecomputer,butonce,thecomputerbrokedown.
myfathersuddenlytoldmethatitmightbeattackedbyacomputervirus.iwasveryafraid,soiaskedmyfatheranxiously,_didyouhavethefludoyouneedsomemedicine_butthefathersaidwithasmile,_dontbesilly,kid.theresnomedicinethatcancurecomputerviruses.
itsaprogramproblem._ididntunderstandwhatmyfathersaid,butiwasdeterminedtostudyhardandbecomeacomputerexpertinthefuture.
小时候的愚蠢行为）我小时候做了很多“愚蠢”的事情这是我xx岁时的其中一件，我叔叔有一天拿着一些牛肉来看我的父母牛肉的气味让我垂涎欲滴，但是叔叔告诉我小孩子如果吃了牛肉就不应该吃牛肉，它们很快就会变成真正的母牛我害怕到不敢在晚餐上吃它，但它确实吸引了我，所以在他离开后，我把一小块放进嘴里，我开始后悔我只是等着变成一头牛妈妈来问我发生了什么事我告诉了她所有的事情，她笑着说叔叔只是开玩笑从那以后我就不信了，我下定决心不要轻信我自己我爸爸在我xx岁的时候买了一台电脑，我可以在电脑上画画和听音乐，但是有一次，电脑坏了，爸爸突然告诉我，它可能被电脑病毒攻击了，我很害怕，于是焦急地问爸爸，“得了流感了吗？需要一些药吗？”但爸爸笑着笑着说，“别傻了，孩子，没有药能治好电脑病毒，这是程序问题。”我当时不明白爸爸说的话，但我下定决心要努力学习，将来要成为一名计算机专家。
althoughmychildhoodstorysoundsisverybad,butitisnotoutofbadmeans.
thefirstinterestingthingis,ihaddinnerinakindergartenjustgototheplaygroundtoplay,isawaclassmatemouthsuperbig,reallydontlookatordinarytimes,alookstartled.iwillsendtheteacheraballoononhismouthhardsqueezebyhand.thepurposeistoletitfly,buthebitmyballoonrotten,istartedcrying.well,howfunny
thesecondinterestingthingis,ifotherpeoplesfood,especiallyricewillbesick.butiheardthematter,curiosity.lunchatnoon,whenitookadvantageofthestudentsgotothetoilet,putalotofmeattohisbowl.buthadnotonlydidntfeelsickafterhecameback,buttoeatanything.laughouttogetmeoutofcontrol,leadingtothewholeclasslookedatme,hurtmeshytoputabowl.
thethirdinterestingthingis,wetakepartinacompetition,althoughicantrememberwhatisthename,butwitharedscarfknotbetweentwofeet.testistouniteasone,butafterschool,isawtwoclassmatesgettogether,themiddleisalittlegap,irantothearmsandlegsandfelltothegroundwiththem.
thefourthinterestingthingis,iminterestedinsongsbefore.onedayaclassmatesheadisverybig,besideachopsticksandabowl,hitmewithchopstickstoknocktheclassmateshead.knockwhilesinging:washscrubbrush...thewholeclasslookedatmeandlaughafterafewsecondslater.
thisismychildhoodstory,well,howfunny!
我的童年趣事听起来虽然很坏，但却不是出于坏意的。
第一件趣事是，我曾经在幼儿园刚刚吃完饭去操场玩时，我看到一个同学嘴巴超级大，真是平时不注意看，一看吓一跳。我就把老师发的气球放在他嘴巴里使劲用手挤。目的是让它飞起来，可谁知他把我的气球咬烂了，搞得我哇哇大哭。怎么样，搞笑吧
第二件趣事是，如果吃别人的东西，特别是饭会恶心的。可我听到这个事之后，好奇心大发。中午饭时，我趁同学上厕所时，放了一大堆肉到他碗里。可谁知他回来吃了以后不但没觉得恶心，反而吃得有滋有味的。搞得我失控笑了出来，导致全班同学看着我，害我害羞的去放碗了。
第三件趣事是，我们参加一个比赛，我虽然记不得那叫什么名字，但却是拿着红领巾在两只脚之间打个结。考验的是要团结一致，但是放学以后，我看到两个同学挨在一起，中间有点间隔，我跑到那里四肢并用和他们一起跌倒在地。
第四件趣事是，我以前对歌曲很有兴趣。有一天一个同学的头很大，旁边有一只筷子还有一个碗，我突发奇想拿着筷子敲那同学的头。一边敲一边唱着：洗刷刷洗刷刷……全班同学看着我，过了几秒之后放声大笑。
这就是我的童年趣事，怎么样，搞笑吧!
mydadboughtaputerwheniwasfiveyearsold.icoulddrawpicturesandlistentomusiconit.
butonce,theputerwasdownsuddenly.
mydadtoldmethatitmightbeattackedbyputervirus.
nomedicinecancureaputervirus.itsaproblemofprogram._ididntunderstandwhatmydadsaidatthattime.
butimadeupmymindtostudyhardandtobeaputerexpertinthefuture.
irememberwheniwassixyearsold,thereweremanyinterestingthingsinthesummerwheniwasachild.myfriendsandiwenttotherivertoplay.ourswimsuitsjumpeddownfromtheriverwithabang.
itwasaharvestseason.wepickedplumpfruitsintheorchard.thefruitswerebigandsweet.
weatethemwithrelish.allthestreetsandalleysweresnowinginvain.thewinterwasevenmoreinterestinginwinter,weskatebytheriver,andtheriverbecomesanicerink.
wehavesnowballfights,snowmen,snowfightsandsooninthesnowyland.
我记得小时候我xx岁那年夏天有很多有趣的事情，我和小伙伴到河边玩我们脱下衣服的泳衣“砰”的一声从河里跳了下来，玩得可有趣了，是丰收的季节我们在果园里采摘丰满的果实，果实又大又甜，我们吃得津津有味，大街小巷都是白白下雪的，冬天更有趣的是，冬天我们在河边滑冰，河里成了溜冰场，我们在大雪纷飞的雪地里打雪仗，堆雪人，打雪仗等。
蓦然回首，自己已经潇洒地走过了十五个春秋。偶尔，会有那如风铃般清脆的歌声萦绕于脑海，耳边又悠悠地飘起儿时的童谣，_虫虫飞，虫虫走，虫虫不咬娃娃的手，手拉手，光脚丫，摸黑走回家……_。
suddenly,lookingback,ihavewalkedthrough15springandautumn.onceinawhile,therewillbeaclearandmelodioussongthatlingersinmymindlikeawindbell,andthenurseryrhymesofmychildhoodwillfloatinmyear_
曾几何时，故乡的山，故乡的水，更是那亲切质朴的故乡人，时常在我童年的记忆里打转，令我久久地回味那一段童年的时光。虽然有些许酸涩，但那的确是我生命中惟一的一片净土--纯真、欢乐、芳香。
onceuponatime,themountainsandwatersofmyhometown,eventhekindandsimplepeopleofmyhometown,oftenrevolvedinmychildhoodmemory,makingmerecallthatchildhoodtimeforalongtime.althoughalittlesour,butitisreallytheonlypurelandinmylife-innocence,joy,fragrance.
看！那些个充满稚气，光着脚丫的孩童；一路上歌着、笑着、跳着、蹦着，那简直就是刚出生的牛犊，毫无掩饰，毫不保留地挥洒着他们特有的烂漫与纯洁，虽然背上背着那比他们高出一大截的花篓，仍然没有抹杀掉那一份孩子的本性。
look!thosechildish,barefootedchildren,singing,laughing,jumpingandjumpingalltheway,arejustnewborncalves,withoutanycoverandwithoutreservation,withtheiruniquebrillianceandpurity.althoughtheycarryalargepartofthebaskethigherthanthemontheirback,theystilldonterasethenatureofthatchild.
听！一个个清脆的铜铃摇响了，那是孩子的风铃响起来了，那是孩子心中的愿望开起来了。他们一见到山间那灵动的小溪，便迫不及待地扔下篓子，解开衣裤，_扑通_一声跳进了小溪，然而，小溪也温和地将这些个汗流浃背的小子深情地拥抱在怀中，任由他们如鱼儿般地畅游，欢乐。一串串天籁之音便在小溪的怀抱中荡漾开来，一声声地传向山那头的少年时代去……
listen!onebyonethecrispcopperbellsrang.thatwasthewindbellofthechild.thatwasthewishinthechildsheart.assoonastheysawthesmartstreaminthemountains,theycouldnotwaittothrowdownthebasket,untietheirclothes,andplopintothestream.however,thestreamalsogentlyembracedthesesweatyboysintheirarmsandletthemswimfreelyandhappilylikefish.astringofsoundsofnaturerippledinthearmsofthestreamandspreadtotheyouthattheotherendofthemountain
步入少年时代的孩子，步入少年时代的我已经是一位风度翩翩的少年，往日的_虫虫飞，虫虫走…_的日子仿佛还时常地洗涤在我的心间，萦绕在脑海。
ihavebeenagracefulyoungmansinceisteppedintomyyouth.inthepast,insectsfly,insectswalk&thedaysofquot;stillseemtowashinmyheartandlingerinmymind.
是啊，那故乡的山，故乡的水，故乡的人如今都随着童年而消失得无影无踪了吗？
yes,themountains,waterandpeopleoftheirhometownhavedisappearedwiththeirchildhood
不，你听，那些儿时的纯真余音不还在自由地唱着吗？--_拉手，光脚丫，摸黑走回家……_。走向那儿时的家！
no,dontyoulisten,thoseinnocentaftertonesofchildhoodarestillsingingfreely--&handinhand,barefoot,walkhomeinthedark_homewhenyouwalkthere!
洗结精加水按一定的比例混合起来，蘸取一点儿，放在嘴边，轻轻一吹——一个个小泡泡整齐地排成一排，从小洞中钻了出来，然后在空中飘散开来，映着阳光，现出它绚丽的七彩，美好的童年。“啪，啪啪”，一个接一个的破裂，留下的只是空气的振动，还有，对童年的向往和无限的回忆。
washknotessenceandaddwateraccordingtoacertainproportion,dipalittle,putitonthemouth,blowgently-smallbubblesarearrangedinaroworderly,drilloutfromthesmallhole,andthenspreadoutintheair,reflectingthesun,showingitscolorful,beautifulchildhood._papa,papa_,oneafteranotherofthecracks,leavingonlythevibrationoftheair,aswellastheyearningforchildhoodandinfinitememories.
红，火一般的耀眼，是热情。客人来了，急者又唱又跳地在他们面前表演。不为别的，只为了听一听他们的赞赏，对自己的肯定。那时候，心里很是高兴，热情便更高了。
red,asdazzlingasfire,ispassion.whentheguestscame,theimpatientsanganddancedinfrontofthem.notforanythingelse,justtolistentotheirappreciationandaffirmation.atthattime,myheartwasveryhappyandmyenthusiasmwasevenhigher.
橙，橘子般的香味，是活泼。上课时，一双双稚嫩的小手举得老高老高，像小树林似的，有些人甚至站了起来。下课后，一个个身影像皮球一样一蹦一跳，活跃在操场上。
orange,orangelikefragrance,islively.inclass,apairofyounghandswereraisedhighandhigh,likeasmalltreeforest.somepeopleevenstoodup.afterclass,eachfigurelikeaball,likeajump,activeintheplayground.
黄，过马路时的提醒，是害怕。许多人怕黑，怕孤单，不敢一个人上床睡觉。马路上飞驰的汽车，常常把我们看呆了，于是便不敢走过去。
huang,thewarningwhencrossingtheroad,isfear.manypeopleareafraidofthedarkandloneliness.theydarenotgotobedalone.thefastcarsontheroadoftendazeus,sotheydarenotwalkpast.
green,thevitalityofspringgrass,ishealth.thebookisalwaysthin,theamountofquestionsisnotmuch,anditisnottoodifficult.sowewenttosleepearlyafterfinishingourhomework,andwehadenoughsleeptimeeveryday.
青，脸上的伤痕，是难过。我们积极向上，却非常好动，一不小心做错了什么事，受到老师的批评，心里自然不好受。闷闷不乐地回到家，努力争取第二天得到老师的表扬。
qing,thescaronhisface,issad.wearepositive,butveryactive.ifwedosomethingwrongcarelessly,wewillbecriticizedbyourteachers.naturally,wefeelbad.gohomesullenlyandtrytogettheteacherspraisethenextday.
蓝，小溪水的光泽，是勤奋。黑板上挂着鲜红的大字“好好学习，天天向上”激励着我们前进。“书，是人类进步的阶梯。”所以我一直都十分喜欢看书。
blue,thelusterofstreamwater,isdiligence.ontheblackboardishungthebrightredbigcharacter_goodstudy,dayup_toencourageustomoveforward._booksaretheladderofhumanprogress._soialwayslikereading.
紫，晶莹的大葡萄，是好奇。亮晶晶的大眼睛里透露出一种对知识的渴望。它引导着我们去探索各种各样的奥秘。
purple,crystalgrapes,iscurious.thereisadesireforknowledgeinthebrighteyes.itleadsustoexploreallkindsofmysteries.
童年，等待着下课，等待着放学，等待着游戏；童年，就这么好奇，就这么幻想，就这么孤单；童年，一天又一天，一年又一年，迷迷糊糊地过去了；童年，盼望着假期，盼望着明天，盼望着长大。
childhood,waitingforclass,waitingforschool,waitingforgames;childhood,socurious,sofantasy,solonely;childhood,dayafterday,yearafteryear,vaguelypassed;childhood,lookingforwardtoholidays,lookingforwardtotomorrow,lookingforwardtogrowup.
童年，是难忘的，我永远难忘童年的快乐生活。
childhood,isunforgettable,iwillneverforgetthehappylifeofchildhood.
sortingoutsecondhandbooks,istumbleduponchildhoodstoriesandbooks,andthosechildishandfamiliarstoriesbroughtmebacktothepast,&hellip.…
wheniwasachild,thegreatesthappinesswastoscore100.irememberthefirstexam.iwascurioustopaintonthetestpaper.thepictureshowsahouseandagarden.therearemanybeautifulflowersinthegarden.afterihandeddownthetestpaper,igot100points.theteachergentlywalkedover,mycheekstouched,quietlywhisperedtome:“yourpaintingissobeautiful,theteachergaveyou100points,thenexttimeyouhavetowriteup,theteacherrewardsyou100!”atthattime,iwasunfamiliarwiththeword_&ldquo_and_test&rdquo_.nowthinkaboutit,ireallywanttothanktheteacherforthe100pointsandthatsentence,sothaticangettheresultsihavetoday.
thenitransferred.myparentsrealizedthatthenewschoolwaslongerandtheywereafraidthatiwashungry,soiaskedforabagofinstantnoodles.thefunnythingis,imnothungryatall,andisaytheyreblind.nowthinkaboutit,arenttheylovingmeinthatbagofinstantnoodles
whichvillagechildrenhavenotplayedinthewildwhattocatchgrasshoppers,blowingdandelion,catchcrabs,wheniwassmallbutwellversedin.irememberonce,icaughtamorethan10cmlonggrasshopper,mymusiccanbebroken.iputitupwiththebest,takeiteverywheretoshowoff.butthenitdisappeared,andiburstintotears.fatherwipedawaymytears,said:“grasshopperhasitshome,itmustcomeback,ormomanddadwillworryaboutyou,too.ididntcrywheniheardwhatmyfathersaid.sincethen,everytimeicatchwormsarefinallyreleased,idontwantittomomanddadworryaboutit.ialsowanttostaywithmyparents,dontletthemworryaboutme.
childhood,everyonehas,everyoneenjoyed,butimperceptiblyinthechildhoodalreadylikequicksandlikelivingintheoldtimeto.iwanttogobacktomychildhood!
childhoodislikeatreasure,cherishthehappinessoflife;childhoodislikeabunchoftomatoesonsticks,flavorfully;childhoodlikeawuweiping,filledwith&hellip&hellipsour,sweet,bitter,hotsalty;;ah!asbingxinsaid,“childhoodisadreaminthereal,isarealdream,memoriesoftears&rdquosmile;.thegoodmemoriesofchildhoodwillalwaysbeinmyheart!
childhoodisasugar,itissweet,inchildhoodwehaveunlimitedfun.
childhood,itgivesusmany,many
heisourlifesopener,wecanenjoythehappinessofchildhoodwasborn;hewasouridealofnurturing,duringthechildhoodwethinkabouttheirownfuture,toplanhisfuture
now,iwasbornfor13years,itisaccompaniedbyin13yearsinahurry,beforeheisfriendlylikeatraveler,andipassbyquickly.andjunctioninadolescence,hetookhisrebelliousandsomeofhisfriendscomeover.
childhoodlikethisforeverinthepast,hewillnevercomeback.
timeinahurry,hewasnotaloneintheroad,becausehehastakenawaymyhappychildhood,andjustgavemethememoryofchildhoodbehind,oneistaytherewaitingforyou!
童年，它给了我们许多许多
他是我们生命的开启者，我们生下来就享受着童年的快乐;他是我们理想的哺育者，在童年期间我们畅想了自己的未来，制定了自己前途的计划
现在，离我出生已有13年了，它伴随着13年的时光中匆匆而过，以前的他现在友好似一个过客，急忙的和我擦肩而过。而接面迎来的是青春期，他带着叛逆和一些他的朋友过来了。